Partners in a devilish coup

My bags are a difficult bunch.  Not one one of them is perfect.  I am always at a loss as to the one I should use.  My requirements are quite diverse; they can change in moments . So careful analysis to the weather, day of the week,  mode of transport and the job in hand is long and precise. As a result long before the tears at bedtime there is much hair tearing, ranting, raving and even of worldwide search for a more suitable ‘container of goods.’

I often think that these … a mean representation of the full collection are partners in a revolution … deliberately hold out in a planned coup to upset the apple cart.